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The Society Bullshit List

Written by Anthony Osman on .

Tick what applies.

Get top GCSEs.

Get top A levels.

Learn to drive.

Have a car.

Go to collage, get top marks.

Go to university, get top marks.

Have a job.

Have well paid job.

Have better paid job.

Rent a flat.

Pay a pension.

Go to the gym.

Play sports.

Go out, get drunk.

Have a telly.

Have a computer.

Date.

Perform sexual intercourse.

Buy a house.

Pay a mortgage.

Buy a bran new car.

Meet a partner.

Get engaged.

Get married.

Buy a bigger house.

Have children.

Go on holidays.

Become the boss.

Pay for your children's car.

Pay for your children's rent.

Pay for your children's rent.

Retire.

Do odd jobs.

Move into a home.

See friends pass.

Loose partner.

Die.